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Jackfruit from the Internet. "Ein Tier, das nur in der Gesellschaft sich vereinzeln kann." - Marx "Blam[es] on his boots the faults of his feet." - Beckett

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    1. Cowboy Beecock‏ @AgrippaNothing 11 Mar 2020

      Data is information you can make decisions on and these rejects are like uh, what about the almight doctor making a decision for you?

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    2. Cowboy Beecock‏ @AgrippaNothing 11 Mar 2020

      I'm fucking sick right now. Maybe it's a cold? Maybe it's the flu? Maybe it's COVID19? i got a shrug from the clinic today saying "there are guidelines about who we can test" which are basically did you come into contact with someone who is now dead or dying.

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    3. JF‏ @jackfruitstaken 11 Mar 2020
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      Wait really?

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    4. Cowboy Beecock‏ @AgrippaNothing 11 Mar 2020
      Replying to @jackfruitstaken

      Dead serious. I've got a week of known secondary exposure to people who were known to be sharing space with a confirmed case and their hands are tied. The CDC is making shit up right now. No one has ramped up the production of test kits. There just aren't the tests kits.

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    5. JF‏ @jackfruitstaken 11 Mar 2020
      Replying to @AgrippaNothing

      The truth from the start has almost certainly been that the necessary chemicals are made in China and SK and are staying there. Trump, being fucking stupid as shit, never thought to build a factory or two

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    7. JF‏ @jackfruitstaken 11 Mar 2020
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      Even better!

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    8. Cowboy Beecock‏ @AgrippaNothing 11 Mar 2020
      Replying to @jackfruitstaken @_basant2

      The parent corporation i work for gave millions to the china effort (no, it's not altruistic but I don't want to talk about that rn) But they aren't giving that money here because there's no one with their shit together to give it to.

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    9. Cowboy Beecock‏ @AgrippaNothing 11 Mar 2020
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      Instead they're in damage control with their own people right now telling them they support whatever you need to do to be safe. Here's some hand sanitize. Don't come in this week if you don't feel like it. Someone could probably go awol for a 2 weeks and they wouldn't get fired.

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    10. Rich Uncle Pennybags‏ @runclepennybags 11 Mar 2020
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      The last I heard is that we could come in later to avoid rush hour trains, which seems like it would have limited utility if the virus survives on surfaces for 3 days.

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      JF‏ @jackfruitstaken 11 Mar 2020
      Replying to @runclepennybags @AgrippaNothing @_basant2

      It probably doesn't survive that long in typical conditions, but it doesn't have to. It turns out superspreader is a nice word for traitor to the species. One coughy boi can fuck up literally a thousand people. Happened in SK.

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        2. Cowboy Beecock‏ @AgrippaNothing 11 Mar 2020
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          South Korea's own Typhoid Mary.

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