Also would like the left to acknowledge that you can't actually extend your life by using children in occult rituals
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I'm writing it. Also I'm moving to NYC which is the only reason they're letting me write it
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"The stars are huge burning spheres of gas and they cannot affect your dating prospects." - Neal DeGrasse Tyson guest column
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I expect to see one that says calling them fake and useless is classist instead lol
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Door stuck... Door! Stuck! I beg of you!https://twitter.com/mralanderson/status/1214293094058909696?s=21 …
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