I am thankful for being in the dumbest possible timeline, where people unironically recommend a child sex ring that implicates the whole cathedral, as the NON-CONTROVERSIAL thanksgiving dinner conversation the whole family can get behind 
This is why it's good to engage in low culture. There's a saccharine Christmas cartoon on Netflix and if people haven't seen it to talk about it you can put it on and hope you can get Braylen to stfu about ICE
