True love is when two wounded losers find one another and tacitly agree to make their dysfunction the basis of a lasting bond
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Replying to @annakhachiyan
It's when two self-interest-optimizing monads meet their equal in each other and agree to a perpetual stalemate in return for tax benefits and a more stable roommate situation
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Replying to @boredpersonA @annakhachiyan
Pretty much nobody, but thematically-appropriate two-syllable analogs for the modern atomized individual don't grow on trees.
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