Lord give me the confidence of a comedian with one well-known special and a roughly 8th grade understanding of male psychology who writes a big essay in GQ telling men how to behavepic.twitter.com/lZX9p2KDcV
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Lord give me the confidence of a comedian with one well-known special and a roughly 8th grade understanding of male psychology who writes a big essay in GQ telling men how to behavepic.twitter.com/lZX9p2KDcV
literally no man walks around thinking “guhh duhh I have to be as different from girls as possible buhh that’s what being a man is,” that’s the most childish understanding of men I’ve ever heard
This is the most disgusting narcissistic bourgeois junk I’ve ever seen. Who thinks of themselves as a collection of various traits? Who thinks of their masculinity as something that things get incorporated into?pic.twitter.com/CNIWM4prRu
That’s how most men walk around all the time anyway you idiot. Do you know how lonely, depressed, and suicidal like every young man is today?pic.twitter.com/NpME09sN1q
I will not stand for this defamation of vaper Americans
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