Why not put on Metallica and waterboard them while you're at it https://twitter.com/travisakers/status/1164164136588259329 …
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Okay kids, the gunman is coming! Hide in the closet while the teacher gets her spiked bat. The administration will be coming around soon to make extremely realistic violence sounds at every door and window they see while the defensive strobe light blinks at a hazardous frequency
