Jack Hott

@Jackdrinksagain

Living life one meal at a time (with snacks too)

Portland, OR
Joined April 2010
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  1. Apr 3

    Yes I'm reading a Kindle and I know that means I'm not getting your digits. You're not the one who has to move my boxes of books

    1 like
  2. Mar 29

    Somehow, watching Steve Buscemi put vaseline on his nipples was the least traumatizing part of Horace and Pete Episode 6

    3 retweets 12 likes
  3. Feb 27

    Life is strange and I'm really into that.

  4. Feb 19

    Losing a Tinder match is kinda like discovering your Tamagotchi has died.

    1 like
  5. Feb 17

    That moment you work like a madman all day and realize you haven't even opened your trello board yet.

  6. Feb 13

    My thoughts and prayers are with Justice Scalia's family and colleagues, who mourn his passing.

    1,468 retweets 4,599 likes
  7. Feb 12

    Maybe if we all commit to Trump 2017 t-shirts and bumper stickers, his voters would miss the election?

  8. Feb 6

    If 80% of life is showing up, the other 20% is knowing when to leave.

    1 like
  9. Feb 4

    Nothing says 'multiple DUIs' like a guy smoking a cigarette while riding a bicycle on the sidewalk.

    1 like
  10. Feb 4

    My email is down to single digits!

  11. Jan 28

    You know the hot new phrase has run its course when you see it in a marketing email subject line "onboarding on fleek"

  12. Jan 27

    Gethub is down so we're having drinks.

  13. Jan 24

    a friend once told me "in every relationship, one person is suffering and one person is bored." pretty sure being single is both at once

    25 retweets 123 likes
  14. Jan 24

    Just got utterly destroyed by my HIIT class. I'm now doing very long intervals of sitting on the couch.

  15. Jan 21

    I used to be a regular at a bar. Now I'm a regular at a coffee shop.

    1 like
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  17. Jan 12

    Maybe I should have slept in....

    9:32 AM - 12 Jan 2016 · Details
  18. Jan 3

    You might be if you need rifles to shop for plungers

    5:12 PM - 3 Jan 2016 · Details
    503 retweets 621 likes
  19. Jan 3

    In order to avoid potential bloodshed, authorities urge the militia members to remain white

    885 retweets 1,025 likes

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