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Jack Mathews
@jack_mathews
I make video games, photograph food, make cookbooks with my wife , and try to say funny things.
Chicago, ILJoined December 2009
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Enjoyed doing this interview with about my old Retro days. If you can get past me being overly techy, I get into some talk of the business of games that I honestly didn’t expect to.
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Don't forget everyone, OCTOBER 1 IS NATIONAL CREDIT CARDS DAY. Celebrate by replying with pics of your fave credit cards! Show your pride in them digits! #NationalCreditCardsDay
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Well , my Bank of America accounts are still broken and we're almost at the 90-day window where I start losing data. Your support refuses to give me an ETA on a fix or contact with someone that can give me meaningful information on my "escalated" case.
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So , Bank of America accounts have been broken for weeks (randomly going perma-inactive) and the "Learn More" link points to a 404 web page. Is there an ETA on fixing this? The chat support is nearly useless.
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TV SHOWRUNNER: Let’s pay off something from a prior episode the viewer won’t expect. It’ll catch them off guard and reward them for paying attention.
“PREVIOUSLY ON” : Not so fast, smarty pants.
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I had a theory, I made a graph
For the Demon's Souls fans.
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“We are super excited to be talking to you to head up visual effects for Wonder Woman 1984. We just have one final question - you know how physics and gravity work, right?”
“What’s gravity?”
“Haha you’re hilarious! Welcome aboard!”
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.: and other restaurants in the 5 Star Restaurants group have been running enclosed outdoor dining for months with multiple patrons dining. Can you do something about this?
Last Friday: DEMOCRACY IS DEAD
This Friday: MY PS5 IS TOO BIG
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PSA! Don’t forget to remind your elderly conservative relatives that Florida and Texas have both extended in person voting for people over 65 through tomorrow afternoon. #staysafe
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I know the Apple events can be a lot to watch, so I made this handy video summarizing the event in under 30 seconds!!!
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Apple September 2020 Event In UNDER Two Minutes
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Totally forgot Captain America was a Coronavirus Bright Sider in Avengers: Endgame.
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Jan 1, 2021: “There’s no WAY this year could be worse than last year! Also look how pretty the moon is tonight!”
Jan 2, 2021: Moon collides with Earth.
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It’s hard to believe everyone working from home started... what... five months ago?
*checks date on phone*
oh shit it was yesterday
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Just thought of a great mechanic for challenging gameplay that might finally overtake the dark souls formula. If you are killed, you must work at a GameStop and sell a physical copy of the game before you can continue playing your version.
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Just thought of a great mechanic for challenging gameplay that might finally overtake the dark souls formula. If you are killed by an enemy, you’re forced to live as that enemy in other players games until you kill a player. Then you can live as that player and proceed again. twitter.com/dbokser/status…
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The big reveal at the end of #GhostbustersAfterlife had better be that they find a photo of Paul Rudd’s character from 1984 and he looks exactly the same age.
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"Thanks for coming in, Mr. Favreau, but I'm confused - The "Man-Delorean"? Really? A show about a man slowly transforming into a stainless steel car?"
"No, no, it's THE #Mandalorian, a Star Wars story of... of... you know what? Fuck it, your idea's better. Let's go with that."
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“Hey, so did you notice how the + in Disney+ is curved a little?”
“No. Why?”
“Never mind”
- every conversation the Disney+ graphic designer will have for a month.
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So many great Far Side vibes here.
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Inktober Day 02 - "Mindless"
"Lester was beginning to think he’d run afoul of the cartel."
Please RT if you like and want to see more. #inktober #inktober2019
“I’m really mad that nobody on the internet is talking about the fact that the Amazon is on fire” - everyone on the internet
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Spending my childhood playing video games prepared me well for my current job, killing Donkey Kong
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It’s in a universe where the movie is about a journey, and that’s a compass.
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Dear @Disney, You got it right the first time. Water crystals have hexagonal “six-fold” symmetry.
You still have a few months to fix your #Frozen2 Movie Poster, unless the sequel takes place in another universe, where water crystalizes to different laws of physics.
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This is the exact minute we landed on the moon. Four hours later I did a really funny bit on the Dean Martin Summer Show. Only one of those things is in the Smithsonian.
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It bears remembering with all of the Little Mermaid casting outrage that the original story, by Danish writer Hans Christian Andersen, had depicted Ariel, in his (translated) words, as “top half fish and bottom half woman, because otherwise how would they they... you know?”
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Recipe blogs:
Growing up under the hot Arizona sun, it seemed like my brothers and I were ALWAYS thirsty.
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Suffice it to say, water was important in my family.
My Grandfather's Ice Water Recipe-
3 Cubes Ice
1 Glass Water
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Scientists: We used telescopes all around the globe to photograph the black hole
Flat Earthers: Wait, but wouldn't only half of your so-called "globe" have line-of-sight at any given time?
Scientists: Shit. They got us.
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Hi , question about recipe snippets. Been seeing a lot of no-ingredient "recipe snippets" used for recipe roundup posts to show up as recipe cards on mobile - searching for "spring recipes" shows "best x spring recipes" roundups as recipe cards. Is this "spammy" or ok?
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I’m super excited for Sunday because the time will be right on my microwave again.
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List of winter activities in Chicago:
1. Get sick
2. Avoid partner, who is sick.
3. Try to spend time with nephew during the 5% of time he is not sick
4. Immediately regret handshakes.
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Why would Greg John retweet this?
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