Hey. People who follow over 1,000 people on twitter. Explain yourselves.
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This almost makes up for all the death threats from eggs!https://twitter.com/twitter/status/847967913487114240 …
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Saw at least one hipster ironically rocking the Twitter egg avi. Somebody from
@BuzzFeed I think.
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Goddamn, seeing replies like this retweeted is so confusing now without the @'s.
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Ayyyyy I get it
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@name is probably confused now
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This is an awesome tweet.
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What's the number supposed to be?
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He probably meant 1,400
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420. Google has all the answers you need
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I was trying to be sarcastically stupid.
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Sorry ... too much wine to read sarcasm. I'm better at this when I'm sober

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No sweat...sarcasm rarely plays well on
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I prob wouldn't have even caught it in person. I have no business being on here in my state but am addicted to
#dateline. Here's to Dr Rob
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that dude looking for cyberhookers is about to have his mentions explode
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dude weed lmao
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it's ratio that matters, btw
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... you follow more than 2k...
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