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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Mar 30

    Amigos, si me suspenden, síganme en

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    17 hours ago
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  3. Retweeted
    22 hours ago

    Dear Mexico, I apologize for the egregious step taken by our President today. I hope you know his views do not reflect those of the majority of Americans, and I hope his little "ego stunt" will be over soon. Embarrassed to be an American today. -MJF cc:

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  4. 16 hours ago

    La información que el PRI no quiere que conozcas. ¡RT para difundir!

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  5. Apr 4

    Ayyyy no seas mamón 😢

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  6. Apr 3

    Todos los hombres siempre:

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  7. Apr 3

    Cuando se pedorrea la que te gusta: ･ ｡ ☆∴｡　* 　･ﾟ*｡★･ 　　･ *ﾟ｡　　 * 　 ･ ﾟ*｡･ﾟ★｡ 　　　☆ﾟ･｡°*. ﾟ *　　ﾟ｡·*･｡ ﾟ* 　　　ﾟ *.｡☆｡★　･ 　　* ☆ ｡･ﾟ*.｡ 　　　 *　★ ﾟ･｡ * ｡ 　　　　･　　ﾟ☆ ｡

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  8. Apr 3

    Las hormigas pueden cargar hasta 100 veces su peso y no andan mamando que van al gym. ¡Parecen pendejos!

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  9. Retweeted
    Apr 3

    Vive la en el concierto de The Killers, escucha mañana Legión Godínez desde las 8 AM para saber cómo podrás ganar tu boleto. Gracias Mazda Metepec por darnos una CX-9 para vivir la con la

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    Apr 3

    DIFUNDIR POR FAVOR!

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  11. Retweeted
    Feb 8

    Si en tuiter se hace llamar algo parecido a: 1) La Wera 2) La Cabrona 3) La Patrona 4) La Señora ...no lo dudes. Tiene papiloma.

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  12. Apr 3

    Trae playera de las Chivas mi estimado Dedos de Salchica 🤣

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  13. Apr 3

    Tiene playera de las Chivas!!!

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    El americanismo duele bien culero. 💆🏻‍♂️
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  14. Apr 3

    En Twitter: "Que tus labios recorran cada centímetro de mi dulce piel". En la vida real: "¡Órale, ya chúpamela!"

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  15. Apr 3

    Qué oso que se movilice todo un rescate para exponer de manera pública que eres un tremendo pendejo.

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  16. Apr 3

    Es de Mamadores:

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  17. Apr 2

    Par de pendejos enculados de la desnalgada del salón que vende quesadillas en la noche con su mamá:

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  18. Apr 2

    Cabuama, camate pofavo!

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  19. Apr 2

    ･ ｡ ☆∴｡　* 　･ﾟ*｡★･ 　　･ *ﾟ｡　　 * 　 ･ ﾟ*｡･ﾟ★｡ 　　　☆ﾟ･｡°*. ﾟ *　　ﾟ｡·*･｡ ﾟ* 　　　ﾟ *.｡☆｡★　･ 　　* ☆ ｡･ﾟ*.｡ 　　　 *　★ ﾟ･｡ * ｡ 　　　　･　　ﾟ☆ ｡

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  20. Apr 2

    A lo mejor Caeli sólo tenía un poco de comezón.

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  21. Apr 1

    Carlos Salinas dejó la política para estudiar el fenómeno OVNI:

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