Jack

@j_liska

Neuroscientist (in training). Pretty terrible at Twitter.

Austin, TX
Vrijeme pridruživanja: lipanj 2011.

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  1. 2. velj

    "Don't politicize the Super Bowl!" I scream into the local news comment section as Fox adds an American flag montage and they add a second patriotism song before kickoff.

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    1. sij

    Should old acquaintance be forgot They’ll be forgot by us If they’re forgot because of us We’ll forget that they’re forgot.

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    today is the last day u can retweet this for the next 10 years

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  4. 14. stu 2019.

    Person A: The NFL is soft these days. I want it to be like it used to be, violent and dangerous, when men were men. [Violent fight ensues during NFL game] Also Person A: BAN THAT MAN FOR LIFE. PROSECUTE HIM. THAT KIND OF VIOLENCE HAS NO PLACE IN FOOTBALL.

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  5. 14. stu 2019.

    Love the blind anger of people at an NFL player swinging a helmet at another's head, when the entire sport hinges upon dudes running into each other until their respective brains turn to cottage cheese.

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    7. stu 2019.

    American friends, just for the sake of my own interest and to prove a point... If you have ever avoided going to the doctor because you're afraid of a bill you can't afford, please RT this.

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    Odgovor korisnicima

    The congressman son of a congressman stands w/ the guy who inherited his wealth & allows his kids to make money off the family name in front of people wearing shirts telling other people to read a transcript that's freely available on every news site as though it were top secret.

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    1. stu 2019.

    excited to "fall back" this weekend, i love to sleep an extra hour one night in exchange for spending several months perpetually praying to an absentee God for the light and warmth of the Sun

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    It’s true and you should say it.

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  10. 23. lis 2019.

    God, this HP commerical that plays constantly during the World Series really sucks ass. It's the most "dur technology is ruining the younger generations" HP. YOU LITERALLY ONLY SELL TECHNOLOGY.

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  11. 23. lis 2019.

    I love all these Republican congressmen getting mad that they can't be in on the impeachment inquiry talks. "It's against the spirit of our government that the Democrats (and GOP) members of the committee *checks notes* follow the legal guidelines for impeachment"

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    19. lis 2019.
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    "He's got radioactive blood" is not the gotcha answer to "Is he strong?" the spiderman theme song assumes it is

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    what if cardi b was an aerobic's instructor cardio b Oh im sory did i sign an oath that every twete would be a slam dunk or even seinfeld related? no grow up

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    6. lis 2019.

    philip rivers moves like a clumsy robot and emotes like its despairing creator

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    FINAL: Cincinnati 27 #18 Central Florida 24

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    30. ruj 2019.

    ever since the day trump was elected i have been supplying the smoke alarms in my apartment with expired batteries. the ceaseless 24-hour beeping is a useful reminder that he violated the emoluments clause. i commonly fall asleep while cooking or crossing the street

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    30. ruj 2019.
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    "After my salary pays to completely satisfy every single item on Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs, there's hardly anything left!" What is even available to spend that remaining money on that isn't already listed?

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    Wow... [BIG UPDATE] upon realizing that his changes wouldn't fly Senator Alexander announces that he will RETIRE. You know what they say... when the gerrymandering gets tough, pack your bags and go home... 🤷‍♂️

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    14. ruj 2019.

    “He Put a GoPro on a Pig. What Happened Next Will Surprise You” *Nobody clicks on the article because they think it’s clickbait even though it confirms the existence of angels*

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