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@jFransham

Engineer at , accidental world traveller and delicious slab of meat

Berlijn, Duitsland
Joined April 2011
Born on March 16

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Oct 17
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    He'd stuff you like a thanksgiving turkey. He'd fill you like a thanksgiving feast. He'd um ~googles thanksgiving~ cranbury you in his ass.

  2. 12 hours ago
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    I do say "cashie" sometimes but I'll admit that putting that as the british translation might be taking the piss

  3. Retweeted
    Oct 30
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    My iPhone tagged this naked picture of me as "furniture"

  4. Oct 30

    Apparently this is what we call ATMs in the UK

  5. Oct 30
  6. Retweeted
    Oct 27
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    #41: go is extremely good for reimplementing python tools and getting a nice speed boost while preserving all the runtime errors.

  7. Oct 30
  8. Oct 29

    Cute pictures from the halloween party last night

  9. Oct 28

    Who the fuck called it a bowl cut and not panoramic bangs

  10. Oct 28

    At the club last night there was a dude wearing fetish gear plus a backwards baseball cap

  11. Retweeted
    Oct 28

    Is there anything I enjoy more than Churchill Square, what a fantastic start to the surveillance state.

  12. Oct 26

    I found a girl on tinder who had a picture that looked exactly like and I will forever regret not screenshotting it

  13. Retweeted
    28 Oct 2016

    (そういえばtwitterに上げ忘れてたな) JavaScriptはキリスト教だった……!?

  14. Oct 21

    This is a post from furry twitter stolen by a time traveller

  15. Retweeted
    Oct 19

    And finally we have introducing !

  16. Retweeted
    Oct 18

    !!!!!!!!! WHO DID THIS TO MY INNOCENT MOTHER !!!!!!!!

  17. Oct 19
    Replying to

    This tweet is me desperately trying to undo the fact that this account is now connected with my professional identity

  18. Oct 19

    Who the fuck called it a dildo bike and not a bonercycle

  19. Oct 19

    I apologise to all my new blockchain followers if you have any impression that I'm going to tweet about tech and not about boners and drugs

  20. Oct 19
  21. Retweeted
    Oct 18

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