Jonezy

@j0nezy87

Feminist & Liberal | Marketing Manager for (my views etc etc) | I do all my own stunts | Ask me about boardgames |

London, England
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Joined February 2009
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  1. Retweeted
    10 hours ago

    Shakespeare was a storyteller. You're a copywriter.

    3 replies 39 retweets 169 likes
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  2. 42 minutes ago

    That's a slow missile....

    N Korea missile 'could reach UK shores within months'
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  3. Apr 2

    Coursework complete! Time to enjoy this four day Bank holiday! Oh wait...

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  4. Apr 1

    On top of struggling with my coursework today I've just knocked my guitar over and the whole neck has broken. Owned it for over 12 years. So that's how my day is going.

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  5. Apr 1

    This is a great tweet.

    Is it ? Yes. Can you literally walk into Morrisons, buy this entirely genuine product with real money, then brew it and pour into your actual human face? Yes. Have we timed this tweet well? No. No we haven't. (📷 )
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  6. Retweeted
    Apr 1

    RIGHT. WE DON'T NEED APRIL FOOLS ANYMORE. we already live in a surrealistic nightmare world where all news seems like a confusing shitpost WE HAVE ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH.

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  7. Mar 31

    Watching the Hitmans Bodyguard on Netflix. It's bloody awful. Avoid.

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  8. Mar 31

    Halfway through today's writing target and I'm feeling positive for the first time in 2018. Its a nice change.

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  9. Retweeted
    Mar 31

    In the 1980s, Pablo Escobar's Medellin Cartel was spending $2,500 a month on rubber bands to hold all their cash.

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    Mar 29

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  11. Retweeted
    Mar 30

    Our three other bars all open as usual with our newest one joining the line up tonight 6-1am

    1 reply 1 retweet 24 likes
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  12. Mar 30

    Can't stop listening to this new song. It's embedded in my brain.

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  13. Mar 30

    If you're looking for a bar in 's Server is amazing. Spacious, great range of drinks and friendly staff. It officially opens tonight, well worth a visit!

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  14. Mar 29

    Not every thing has to be a bloody video 🙄

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  15. Retweeted
    Mar 26

    Hi everyone, welcome to ventriloquist club! The first rule here is do not talk about ventriloquist club…with your lips moving. Haha, just a little joke to get us started. Obviously the first rule is don’t fall in love with your puppet.

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  16. Retweeted
    Mar 26

    The outing of the whistleblower who exposed evidence of law breaking by the Leave campaign as gay, thereby endangering his family in Pakistan, was completely unacceptable & the PM must act.

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  17. Retweeted
    Mar 23

    When you accidentally eat a black licorice jelly bean.

    To vomit, some frog species cough up their whole stomach and then carefully rinse it out with their right hand before pushing it back inside their mouth.
    28 replies 524 retweets 3,356 likes
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  18. Retweeted
    Mar 24

    “Yeah not too bad” - Translation: I have no idea what I’m doing and every second of life is awkward and confusing

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  19. Mar 24

    Well up for some Batish My Yisel.

    YouPorn used AI to predict the porn searches of the future, and they include: Girl Time Flanty, Tang Pong, Doot Sex, and Batish My Yisel.
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  20. Mar 23

    Very proud to be at the London and South East Graduate Celebration to see my mentee graduate!

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