Sitting in bed and listening to the dogs smack their lips in dreams is my favorite.
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Anne Holub
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Writer & poet. Pre-order debut chapbook “27 Threats to Everyday Life” by 12/23. Poem "Mudslides" Runner-up Mountain West Writers Contest
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The one and I my Early Morning class I took in high school and it was the best decision I ever made.
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I’m this old.
That class with those blank keys, scared the bejesus out of me.
I’m glad that I had to do it though. twitter.com/ThatEricAlper/…
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An excerpt from “Seizing” originally pub. in issue V of & also in my forthcoming #chapbook “27 Threats to Everyday Life” —> preorder closes 12/23 - order link in bio! #poetry #chapbook #debut #poetrybooks #poetrycommunity #booktwitter #writers
Snowblower and no snow days. Montanans get ‘em to work.
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Message for you who moved to Montana after seeing those gorgeous scenes watching Yellowstone. This is a snowblower. I'll bet you wish you had one about now since it's Dec. 1 and we just had our 4th snowstorm. I'll sell you mine for $75k. Another $3k for my snow-worn carhartts.
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The lava from the world's largest volcano is so hot and bright that the sky has turned orange. See the photos from photographers.
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The hustle culture hits hard. Just had a pant of regret that I won’t have used my sickbed time as efficiently as I could have. No great novels written. No new languages learned. What a layabout am I.
Congrats to our trio of Hoos named All-Region honorees by the United Soccer Coaches!
📰: wahoowa.net/3GZa7RZ
#GoHoos🔶⚔️🔷 | #ALLIN⚽️🔥
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Sorry, the only time I use Spotify is to put on awkward themed mixes when my in-laws come over. I buy records.
Know when to hold ‘em, and know when to Google.
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What is the sticking point for keeping Northern Exposure off streaming platforms?
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🚨Come work with me🚨
We at the are aggressively expanding in North America and, in the coming weeks, I will be hiring for a LOT of roles. So, if you’re a writer, editor, home page/ social producer designer - send me your stuff and reach out. (DM or LinkedIn)
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What do we think Pulisic’s injury is? Seemed like he got a heel in his ribs. Bruised maybe?
Wow, that Paxlovid mouth thing is real. Unless I’ve been sucking on a bunch of pennies but don’t remember.
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Felt even worse than it sounds.
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#Billings will likely end up with the 6th coldest November on record (dating back to 1934) and the coldest November since 2000. #mtwx
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One doesn’t just REMOVE a Hamm’s sign in Chicago. That’s like taking down a schlitz globe. It’s architecture.
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Putting aside the issue at hand here for a second, one incredible thing I learned while reporting this was that Archie's is the top seller of 12oz Hamm's cans in the entire US. The bar sold around 50k in both 2018 & 2019, and is at almost 40k this year @BlockClubCHI twitter.com/BlockClubCHI/s…
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It’s not the coughing so much as the fact I can’t sit or lie down without coughing. (So tired)
Praise for my chapbook: “Sonically attuned to the inextricable links btwn. humans & the world they inhabit, these poems are a bellwether, timeless & timely, offering, w/ a convincing dose of hope, both “a warning [and] a watch” for our imperiled moment.”
–Lisa Russ Spaar (seebio)
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I don’t hate this idea, I hate I didn’t think of it.
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My modest proposal is to let @KillerMike buy Albertsons so he can literally run the Jewels. twitter.com/RepJayapal/sta…
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TODAY Help small press and small poet on #SmallBusinessSaturday and pre-order my chapbook “27 Threats to Everyday Life” - semi-finalist New Women’s Voices competition finishinglinepress.com/product/27-thr
I don’t use my kitchen marble slab enough. Anyone got ideas? Could I make peanut brittle on it? It’s like the size of a large cutting board.
Oh. My. God. Snoopy served Woodstock a roast bird on Thanksgiving.
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40 mph winds on the warmest day of the month (and foreseeable future). Guess those Christmas lights ain’t getting on the roof this year!
Next year: Let’s just only make the sides.
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Finally watching The Hurt Locker for the first time.
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Husband testing positive for Covid wasn’t the side dish I needed or wanted today.
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First time #turkey roaster? I wrote this primer on turkey cooking back in 2004 on gapersblock.com/airbags/archiv #dontpanic #Thanksgiving2022 #thanksgivingfood #howto
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I don’t know what these means but…cool!
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The rocks at Joshua Tree National Park were magma plutons from 100 million years ago.
Fun fact: I live in the largest city in Montana (230K or so) and it takes a solid 7 days for anything to reach me by mail. Amazon, Gap, general packages from small biz —- that’ll be 7 days. Even with Prime and Priority Mail and whatever.
Do the menfolk get included in your house? Dang skippy they do in MINE, though not when I grew up.
Overheard on Montrose Pier: “There’s a loon — and it’s headed for Evanston.”
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There's a photo of my Granny Holub that I keep losing. I don't carry it around. I recently even put it in a small frame so it wouldn't get messy, and yet....it wanders.
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You know you're a poet when you're wistful about the amount of down time Dr. Zhivago had to write all that poetry during the Russian Revolution.
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Or does this mean I “have trouble following through” or something? I tend to take on a lot, only to find that when I spend “all day” doing cleaning, organizing, what have you, it doesn’t feel done. Only shuffled around. Anyone else feel this way and make a change?
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I am a generally messy person. I always say “I’m a piler, not a filer.” Because I generally need things “out” to remember about them. I also get kind of overwhelmed with “want to” tasks/dreams/thoughts and then nothing happens. Does this point to ADD? (1/2)
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I think the thing about Twitter that's hardest for other places to reproduce is that it's one of the few places people can learn from in-group conversation from groups they're not a member of.
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