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husband, dad, sometimes unappropriate. I get gummy bears drunk and beat things until they're a dead horse https://twitter.com/search?q=from%3Aiwearaonesie&src=typd …

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    Josh‏ @iwearaonesie 6 Dec 2016

    wife [sees me on the computer] What are you looking at? me [taking a Buzzfeed quiz to find out what holiday candle scent I am] Porn

    4:00 PM - 6 Dec 2016
    • 735 Retweets
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    12 replies 735 retweets 1,578 likes
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      1. Kazushi Sakuraba‏ @Frankie5_Angels 12 Dec 2016
        Replying to @lex_vun @iwearaonesie

        Taking Buzzfeed quizzes or catching Matt looking at porn lol

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      3. Kazushi Sakuraba‏ @Frankie5_Angels 12 Dec 2016
        Replying to @lex_vun @iwearaonesie

        hahahha that's kind of what I was guessing

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. WayIn‏ @eiiwAyin 15 Dec 2016
        Replying to @iwearaonesie

        That's funny, I tell my wife I am looking at porn all the time, she never believes me. #TheInternetIsForPorn

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      1. Jene Green‏ @jenegreen08 6 Dec 2016
        Replying to @iwearaonesie

        😂😂😂

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      1. Favstar Bot  😍‏ @Favstar_Bot 7 Dec 2016
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        Favstar Bot  😍 Retweeted Josh

        Congrats on your 250❤️ tweet! https://favstar.fm/t/806287230339780608 …https://twitter.com/iwearaonesie/status/806287230339780608 …

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        Josh @iwearaonesie
        wife [sees me on the computer] What are you looking at? me [taking a Buzzfeed quiz to find out what holiday candle scent I am] Porn
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      1. KORG Neurotribe‏ @PolyphonicLemur 17 Dec 2016
        Replying to @iwearaonesie

        @BrinkerDinker 💀

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      2. Stephen Brinkerhoff‏ @BrinkerDinker 17 Dec 2016
        Replying to @PolyphonicLemur

        pic.twitter.com/9R4tGUbzEC

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      1. Argus Collingwood  🌊‏ @ArgusC 29 Dec 2016
        Replying to @iwearaonesie

        @HiJCP lol!

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      1. Wil Gentry‏ @WilGentry 28 Dec 2016
        Replying to @iwearaonesie

        THAT is hilarious. Also, relatable.

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      1. irie jeff‏ @JDillensnyder 20 Dec 2016
        Replying to @iwearaonesie

        @myonlymizztake bet it said beer scent, didnt it?

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      1. Favstar Bot  😍‏ @Favstar_Bot 13 Dec 2016
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        Favstar Bot  😍 Retweeted Josh

        Congrats on your 1000❤️ tweet! https://favstar.fm/t/806287230339780608 …https://twitter.com/iwearaonesie/status/806287230339780608 …

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        wife [sees me on the computer] What are you looking at? me [taking a Buzzfeed quiz to find out what holiday candle scent I am] Porn
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      1. Favstar Bot  😍‏ @Favstar_Bot 9 Dec 2016
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