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    Josh‏ @iwearaonesie 18 Feb 2016

    me *starts head banging during Bohemian Rhapsody* wife: You just missed our exit

    10:10 AM - 18 Feb 2016
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      1. .‏ @this_olive 29 Feb 2016
        Replying to @azurewaldick

        @azurewaldick pretty much

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      1. (((snowflaek)))‏ @ahpook33 19 Feb 2016
        Replying to @iwearaonesie

        @iwearaonesie @bourgeoisalien Is that one of those metaphors?

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      1. HaRLey Q.‏ @ZeL_foxyladi84 29 Feb 2016
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        @iwearaonesie @daemonic3 agree. Worth it lol

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      1. steveh11‏ @steveh11 29 Feb 2016
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        @iwearaonesie @OleanderPlume Done that!

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      1. OneNation‏ @petewadhams 20 Feb 2016
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        @iwearaonesie @bigjdub72 and in the back of your mind - you don't even care because it was was fucking bohemian rhapsody

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      1. There,There‏ @VerbaAqua14 18 Feb 2016
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        @iwearaonesie @Bedroom_Ize <>< MY wife: *doesn't notice since she's bouncing her noggin even more wildly than I am!

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      1. Davey Jones‏ @AmericanSomeone 5 Feb 2017
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        You DO NOT interrupt Bohemian Rhapsody!

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      1. J.T.‏ @JohnJTerrible 25 Mar 2016
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        @iwearaonesie Me: IT DOESN'T MATTER!!!!

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      1. lbro878‏ @lbro878 2 Mar 2016
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        @iwearaonesie @Jazzzzzmina mama!!! Just killed a man, put a gun against his head...missed the exit just ahead.

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      1. James P Jordan‏ @ComedianJJ 29 Feb 2016
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        @iwearaonesie #worthit #priorities

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      1. DiabloFirefly‏ @DiabloFirefly 24 Feb 2016
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        @iwearaonesie @The_MartiniGirl that's what U-turns are for

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      1. Favstar Bot  😍‏ @Favstar_Bot 23 Feb 2016
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        Favstar Bot  😍 Retweeted Josh

        @iwearaonesie Congrats on your 500❤️ tweet! https://favstar.fm/t/700381842680184832 …https://twitter.com/iwearaonesie/status/700381842680184832 …

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        me *starts head banging during Bohemian Rhapsody* wife: You just missed our exit
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      1. _Ouss‏ @Anthony_cade 23 Feb 2016
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        @iwearaonesie @Reverend_Scott love this song

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      1. SapioSpiritual‏ @SapioSpiritual 22 Feb 2016
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        @iwearaonesie @hazelmotes1pic.twitter.com/VLp0FxLlw9

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      1. Curtis Dunlap‏ @crayown 18 Feb 2016
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        @iwearaonesie I've done this

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