Ivan the K-elect™

@IvanTheK

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  1. 1 hour ago

    Anecdata: Mask usage on the streets of midtown Manhattan is north of 95%.

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  2. 3 hours ago

    cc:

    Replying to @_chrisjones_
    Thank you for that information. We apologize but upon reviewing your location you're in Northern Ireland. Rugby Autumn Nations Cup coverage is exclusively available to Prime members based in the UK. We don't have the rights to other territories. ^RS
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  3. 4 hours ago

    Almost forgot:

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  4. 4 hours ago

    Just took delivery on a second bike (for an alternate bunker). Very disappointed to learn that resistance calibration at the factory is NOT consistent. New bike is way too easy. Makes me not trust the leaderboard.

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  5. 6 hours ago

    If you’re not already following Meg, please fix that.

    Important advice as testing turnaround times stretch longer. What to do if you have symptoms while you wait:
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  6. 7 hours ago

    The GOP austerity regime has begun.

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  7. 7 hours ago

    Don’t forget fries for the car trip home.

    It’s lockdown-2 and this is basically the highlight of my weekend
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  8. 7 hours ago

    Reminder: To win a Darwin Award, a candidate must do something that prevents them from reproducing.

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  9. 7 hours ago

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  10. Retweeted
    Nov 13

    Because there is no clear guidance, I am confident that at least tens of millions of Americans will travel for Thanksgiving. During the worst peak of COVID-19 in history. With many states' hospital systems already overwhelmed. December will be a very dark time.

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  11. 8 hours ago

    COVID-9.5

    Erykah Badu tests positive for COVID-19 in left nostril, negative in right
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  12. 8 hours ago

    The end of the video is the best part.

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    President Trump's campaign accused four Georgia voters of fraud. Said they voted 'dead' in the presidential election. We tracked two of them down, alive & well. We simply knocked on a door and 96-year-old Mrs. James Blalock answered.
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  13. 9 hours ago

    Trump has been shielded by wealth and celebrity his entire life -- but losing the protections of the presidency leaves him vulnerable to financial and legal trouble, says

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  14. Retweeted
    10 hours ago

    Let he who has not engaged in decades-long, multi-billion dollar, systematic, covert and overt lobbying to serve their own interests and erode faith in government and democracy cast the first stone.

    “Mr. Koch said he has since come to regret his partisanship, which he says badly deepened divisions. ‘Boy, did we screw up!’ he writes in his new book. ‘What a mess!’”
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  15. 10 hours ago

    🤔

    MMT stands for Make Matters Worse
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  16. Retweeted
    Nov 13

    Artist's rendering:

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  17. 20 hours ago

    RUDY GIULIANI TO HOLD PRESS CONFERENCE AT THE RITZ CARLTON BRAKE & MUFFLER SHOP IN PHOENIX

    NEW - Trump has put Rudy Giuliani in charge of his campaign lawsuits related to the outcome of the election, as well as all public communications related to them
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  18. 21 hours ago

    We suck.

    CNN: At least 172,009 people in the United States tested positive for coronavirus on Friday, the highest number of new cases in a single day since the pandemic began.
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  19. 21 hours ago

    Trump finally concedes.

    NEW - Trump has put Rudy Giuliani in charge of his campaign lawsuits related to the outcome of the election, as well as all public communications related to them
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  20. 21 hours ago

    ‘Kushner and Trump "repeatedly violated a number of the guidelines" outlined in the school's parent handbook for Covid-19 precautionary rules, according to the source.’

    Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner's children withdrawn from school after administrators raised concerns about the couple’s lack of adherence to Covid precautions
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