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Ivan Decker
@ivandecker
Netflix Comedians of the World. Juno award-winning comedy album available now in your grocer's freezer. Here I am on CONAN: bit.ly/2pmAc4y
Los Angeles, CAlinktr.ee/ivandeckerJoined October 2008
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Hello Dragons I have a new invention called a "Tarp" Dragons: what does it do? Well you use it to keep something dry for like a couple hours then you fold it up for 2 and a half years. Dragons: is there a spider in it when you use it next? There are hundreds.
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Julie
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I used to buy the off-brand products for the lower price. But now I buy them because my husband just can't handle seeing names like "Loads of Raisins" or "Fruit Circles" in our cupboard
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Brian Stack
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My friend and former co-worker Jon Glaser told me that he once saw the great Sonny Rollins in concert and the only thing Rollins said to the audience all night, just before launching into the first few notes, was "You people, stop messin' up the oceans."
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Corny O'Connell
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Happy 92nd birthday, @SonnyRollins! I'll play your saxiest songs by anyone for the @WFUV Question of the Day. wfuv.org/content/saxy-s
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A hundred years ago, Canadians Fredrick Banting, Charles Best, and James Collip discovered insulin. When they received a US patent, they sold it to the University of Toronto for $1. When asked why, Banting said: “Insulin does not belong to me, it belongs to the world.” 🇨🇦 🌎
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