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    William Stone‏ @itswilliamstone 26 Jul 2020

    Glad to see Nicholas Cage is wearing his mask whilst shoppingpic.twitter.com/s5lIUTY6ZR

    3:26 AM - 26 Jul 2020
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    • 181,308 Likes
    • luna Andre_duRoy alibiserver Rhett Reisman Clubber Emmabrine Alan Robinson 𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚘 𝚂𝚉 Mel Tormé
    2,665 replies 25,913 retweets 181,308 likes
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      2. Chris Webb‏ @chrisporkerwebb 26 Jul 2020
        Replying to @itswilliamstone

        Shame he helped spread it with all this nonsensepic.twitter.com/u6C6iaWhAL

        3 replies 2 retweets 346 likes
      3. Barry Dalgarno‏ @DalgarnoBarry 26 Jul 2020
        Replying to @chrisporkerwebb @itswilliamstone

        Now, that’s a potentially baseless accusation. There’s absolutely no evidence that he doesn’t have a hand sanitiser obsession and that all that his family members (and that kid he adopts without telling social services or his wife), could smell was Carex on his hands.

        1 reply 0 retweets 77 likes
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      2. PhillipNotPhilip‏ @mcgough_p 26 Jul 2020
        Replying to @itswilliamstone

        A joke 23 years in the making

        5 replies 45 retweets 2,067 likes
      3. Mischa Coldwater  🌌 🦄‏ @RainbowOfRed 26 Jul 2020
        Replying to @mcgough_p

        pic.twitter.com/hXEGV2uHBp

        1 reply 22 retweets 1,165 likes
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      2. Tareq Mansour‏ @AbuMansour97 26 Jul 2020
        Replying to @itswilliamstone

        Everone that understands it.pic.twitter.com/mPjtg6iDKu

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        2 replies 1 retweet 241 likes
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      2. DodgerHogs‏ @DodgerHogs 26 Jul 2020
        Replying to @itswilliamstone @mike_petriello

        Nick Cage is really starting to look like John Travolta at this point.

        6 replies 1 retweet 109 likes
      3. Michael Carroll‏ @SG1CoachMike 26 Jul 2020
        Replying to @DodgerHogs @itswilliamstone @mike_petriello

        It's a reference to the movie Face Off where Nick Cage stole Travolta's face

        6 replies 2 retweets 390 likes
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      2. m‏ @hiddenhillsfun 26 Jul 2020
        Replying to @itswilliamstone

        Obscure reference, but funny.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Ms. Deathwish: Butcher of the Unborn‏ @Ms_Deathwish 26 Jul 2020
        Replying to @hiddenhillsfun @itswilliamstone

        Face/Off is NOT obscure come on 😂😂😂😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 20 likes
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