Paritosh Kamble

@itssparitosh

An alien from outer space who really doesn't give shit to anything. Follow me on Instagram

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Joined September 2011

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    5 Jul 2018

    The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake.

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  2. 5 hours ago

    I take super-hot showers to practice burning in hell.

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  3. 6 hours ago

    I know I am mean

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  4. 8 hours ago

    There's two side to every story and then there's my screenshot.

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  5. 24 hours ago

    Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.

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  6. Jan 3

    Marry someone who has a different taste in food than you so they won't eat all your food.

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  7. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    While watching the flowing time sand Her eyes filled with the ocean, Every scruple she avoided all these years Every spore she seeded, keep green near her heart Flowed out with the blooming waves, spill by the ages, edges of her eyes ©Nishant 2019 Sketch by my niece Swara

    Sketch draw by my niece Swara
and she insisted to post this with poetry so here it is "Time Sand"
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  8. Jan 3

    A JEALOUS WOMAN Does better research than FBI.

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  9. Jan 2

    i don't always tolerate stupid people. But when I do, I'm probably at work.

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  10. Jan 2

    I told my boss the companies were after me and I needed a raise to stay at my present job. He asked which three were interested, I did the Gas, electric and cable.

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  11. Jan 2

    2 weeks ago,teacher told kids at school to write an essay titled If I were a Millionaire Everyone was writing, except a girl who leaned back with arms folded. "What's the matter", asked."Why aren't you writing?" "I'm waiting for my secretary", she replied. Scored 10/10.

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  12. Retweeted
    31 Dec 2018

    Last day 2018 ... First vid Ready to welcome 2019 with

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  13. Retweeted
    29 Dec 2018

    December Bloom ... 😍

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  14. Retweeted
    27 Dec 2018

    My Heart Brother of the year forever 😭 Retweet ❤️

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  15. 27 Dec 2018

    Do we need someone gets dead to repair roads in the country? He is inspiration but we need to think twice about it.

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  16. Retweeted
    25 Dec 2018

    Holiday season is the time of the year when the suicide rate is the highest. Let's pay attention to those around us. Be gentle. Be kind. Make someone feel cared for. A single smile, a single nice word or a single act of kindness can make someone's day, can save someone's life...

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  17. Retweeted
    24 Dec 2018
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  18. 22 Dec 2018

    my job is so secret, even i don't know what i'm doing...

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  19. 21 Dec 2018
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  20. 21 Dec 2018

    If I had a pound for every time someone told me I didn't pay attention, I'll have milk two sugars please.

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  21. Retweeted
    20 Dec 2018

    I swear Nigerians watch more Bollywood than Indians 😂

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