Meggers Bobeggers

@itsmeag

🌑🌒🌓🌔🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑 Never will I roam; for I know my place is home. Where the ocean meets the sky I'll be sailing.

Chicago Illinois, 60652
Vrijeme pridruživanja: svibanj 2010.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    12. ožu 2015.

    What is a haiku What the fuck is a haiku I have not a clue

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    4. sij

    Me: *pulling clothes out of the dryer* everything seems dry One balled up sock: lawd I am 𝓭𝓮𝔀𝔂

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    21. pro 2019.

    Tbh pineapple on pizza not that bad

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    8. pro 2019.

    I can get a double cheeseburger so why can’t I get a double hotdog? I have developed a design for an extra wide bun that can accommodate two frankfurters at once. Higher meat to bread ratio, more surface area for mustard and relish. The world is ready. The time has come.

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    6. pro 2019.

    Paramedic: how many fingers am I holding up Me: *squints* fifteen Paramedic: correct Me: oh no

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    4. pro 2019.

    I watched Seinfeld today, To see if I still feel I focus on Elaine The only thing that's real

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    bro if you don’t have yourself a holly jolly christmas we are going to have some fucking problems

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  8. 5. pro 2019.

    RT Lil Bub going to space for good luck 🚀

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    1. pro 2019.

    unfortunately for everybody I will keep doing whatever I want

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  10. 3. pro 2019.

    A coworker thought the bells in Little Drummer Boy was a cowbell and that’s all you need to know about my workplace to form a valid opionion tbh.

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    22. stu 2019.

    Images of Groverhaus are hard to come by, so here's a thread where I will tweet some of my favorite Groverhaus images. They'll make you laugh, they'll make you cry, they'll make you ask wtf why

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  12. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    22. lis 2019.

    inside my stomach there is a little duck who demands bread

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    20. ruj 2019.
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    I'm an extremely online individual

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  14. 22. stu 2019.
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  15. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    5. lis 2019.

    driving instructor: don’t touch the orange cones me: [already wearing one like a hat] take a pic of me

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    wife: [watching the news] some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium me: [covered in ink] maybe the squid was being a dick

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    7. stu 2019.

    I get high on: ⚪️life ⚪️drugs 🔘asking my coworker “have you seen this?” and then holding up my middle finger when they look

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  18. 15. lis 2019.
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    5. ruj 2019.

    my wife's birthday is coming up soon, which flavor oatmeal is best?

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    20. sij 2019.

    If I could have dinner with any musician in history, it would be MEATLOAF but I'm not sure which musician I would choose

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  21. 1. lis 2018.

    Jeopardy had a Nancy Drew category and obviously I killed it. 🔎

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