mattfred

@itsmattfred

aspiring copywriter | brought to you by a vyvanse prescription and a good attitude

New York, NY
Vrijeme pridruživanja: siječanj 2011.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    12. stu 2019.

    The Black Plague was a PR disaster for rats as a species. They never truly recovered until 2007 (release of Ratatouille)

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    Holding my PS4 controller while I’m watching The Sopranos. I’m making Tony do these things

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  3. 5. velj

    idk how i feel about this new test format :/

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  4. 5. velj

    throwing a huge tantrum at Dunkin Donuts because the Uncut Gems tees are already sold out in XL. i deserve better than this.

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  5. 5. velj

    on the subway listening to Mitski and sobbing. just absolutely losing it. everyone around me is clearly uncomfortable. standing room only.

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  6. 4. velj
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  8. 3. velj

    watching some football. San Francisco 49ers vs the Kansas City Chiefs. both teams seem to be playing hard and having fun.

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  9. 2. velj

    hey guys!!!! with Valentines Day around the corner, I am proudly offering my services as a fake boyfriend. several personas are available to make it more believable for family/friends.

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  10. 31. sij

    but if any cute girls on the east coast want me to make them a charcuterie board for practice my DMs are open lol

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  11. 31. sij

    i am DONE playing games. i do NOT need a girlfriend to enjoy the art of charcuterie. im taking matters into my own hands.

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  12. 29. sij

    if you eat poptarts and diet coke for breakfast lunch and dinner, thats 400 calories per meal. 1200 calories per day. the ultimate diet. *buzzfeed pisses itself in excitement, jack from twitter gives me a congratulatory phone call, planet fitness asks me to be brand ambassador*

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  13. 28. sij

    thinking about the time I went to watch my friend run a triathalon and held up this sign

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  14. 28. sij

    lots of people want to be contestants on the bachelor. not me. i want to be the host. i would navigate the drama with unmatched empathy and fairness. i would be charismatic. and, above all else, i would own that "ladies, this is the final rose" line. step aside, Chris Harrison.

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  15. 28. sij

    let’s goooooooo

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  16. 28. sij

    tomorrow’s gonna be a good day I’m gonna eat a Reuben sandwich

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  17. 28. sij
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  18. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    18. sij

    FRANK OCEAN - NIKES (COVER)

    Ovo je potencijalno osjetljiv multimedijski sadržaj. Saznajte više
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    26. sij

    “Why so serious?” - Guess the movie

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  20. 26. sij

    wearing my new hat to the function what do we think?

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  21. 26. sij

    that was so fun lol I’m gonna do that more often

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