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  1. Jan 21

    I wish there was a Krispy Kreme closer to me. Life would be great, though I’d also probably have diabetes

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  2. Jan 20

    Mid 2000s indie rock slaps so fucking hard

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  3. Jan 20

    The song Beautiful by Christina Aguilera is so aggressively early 2000s

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  4. Jan 18

    If a guy’s default pic on Tinder is a pic of his dog you just KNOW he’s gotta be ugly af

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  5. Jan 12

    My friend just told me that her ex called her “Bird” as a pet name and I’m fucking dying why would let any guy call you BIRD

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  6. Jan 11

    Stop trying to make Super Likes happen Tinder, they’re never going to happen

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  7. Jan 4

    Me: Let’s go to bed early tonight and get a good night’s sleep! My brain: LOL nope let’s have a mental breakdown at 12:30 at night

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  8. 2 Dec 2020

    Geese are like nature’s trucks cause they honk

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  9. 23 Nov 2020

    The “covid 19 will disappear after the election” crowd has been real quiet 👀

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  10. 21 Nov 2020

    The Hunger Games except instead of the sound of a cannon every time a tribute dies it’s just “mmmmm whatcha say”

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  11. 6 Nov 2020

    “I’m only losing cause they’re counting all the votes against me!” I feel your pain I’m only broke cause my bank takes away the money I spend. The AUDACITY!

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  12. 19 Jun 2015

    Can't they play ANYTHING else but country in this bar?

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  13. 12 Jun 2015

    All these bush people are missing teeth I don't get it do dentists not exist in Alaska?

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  14. 12 Jun 2015

    Spending my Friday night watching Alaskan Bush People

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  15. 5 Jun 2015

    The middle aged people at bars trying to be young never cease to entertain me

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  16. 5 Jun 2015

    Saw cute dog on Instagram. Almost started squealing. Remembered that I was in public.

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  17. 17 Apr 2015

    Maybe if I awkwardly stare at that cute guy at the bar long enough he'll come talk to me

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  18. 1 Sep 2014

    Eternally hungry.

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  19. 25 May 2014

    "This girl looks like Amanda Binds in schizophrenia mode"

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  20. 14 Feb 2014

    Why don't I ever have plans on my good hair days

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