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Hiya! I'm Danee, photographer and overall creative person. I do portraits, headshots + lifestyle shoots and lots more. Drop me a message if you wanna book me!

http://daneestruck.com
http://ko-fi.com/daneestruck
IG daneestruckphoto + itsdaneesaur
mail@daneestruck.compic.twitter.com/5d22VWuGKp
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non cat ppl: their brains are the size of a walnut, they are incapable of communicating complex desires jack wanting pets:pic.twitter.com/PzOhhDE9IA
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non cat people: cats will endure affection for a bit then fuck off when they’re done jack:pic.twitter.com/gKFpeIKf9g
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i may be sensitive as fuck but if a sexy evil woman wanted to smirk at me and insult me while lifting my chin up with her hand (or sword) to maintain intense and sexually charged eye contact then i think i’d be okay with that
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Trying to get time off workhttps://twitter.com/loveiyjess/status/1222629778269724672 …
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someone build a multimedia game designed to look exactly like a twitter feed except you’re a modern day detective trying to solve a crime by putting together what all the subtweets are leading back to
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This video cured my depression in 33 seconds.pic.twitter.com/LZophKbMgP
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"Elves can't be black" is just racism. Elves are a race of long-lived pointy-eared people in fantasy settings where they almost always rub shoulders with things like zombies, dragons and teleportation magic. If dark-skinned elves is a bridge too far for you, that's just racism.
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From @windycityfosters: “Spa day for Sunshine! I’m absolutely in love with this tiny 5 oz tiger.

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Sometimes, when the snow is deep, the ducks will give up on walking and scoot around on the snow like penguinspic.twitter.com/suSjPKE6Rc
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Since mum failed to provide a box for
#catboxsunday I decided to improvise. I spent most of the day in this jumper drawer. It was super comfy#lazysunday#CatsOfTwitterpic.twitter.com/C46AOg5VqT
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Instagram ad targeting is accurate as per usual (this is an ad for what is basically a portable bidet)pic.twitter.com/VVAwLS9MNt
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I know some artists hate QTs of their stuff bc it hurts their numbers, but idk I always found ppl who follow someone who'd QT/RT my stuff usually pay more attention to the tweet when it comes with commentary/a personal boost from sb THEY follow & woulda glossed over a native RT
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Not existing. Also pudding. Also a staircase into nowhere.https://twitter.com/RealKaylaJames/status/1224054985807273988 …
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In more news on "why are bodies" I somehow pulled something in my KNEE. This time not bc of coughing, that would be weird.
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my ultimate goal in life is to be the cool lesbian aunt with her cool gay wife
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The app is called “You’re Cancelled.” When you’ve made plans that you wish you could cancel, you go into the app and press a little button. If the other person presses theirs too, congratulations! Confetti exploded and your plans are cancelled.
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Hey pals just throwing this out there, I absolutely LOVE knitted socks
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LONDON FRIENDS
I'm looking to get a tattoo and am looking for artists in London with ACCESSIBLE shops so @shonalouiseblog can come with me. Does anyone know of any?Show this threadThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -

— Oooh good question. I think that'd be camembert! Esp baked camembert
and I like Tilsiter cheese, which is apparently German-Swiss! Oh and… #curiouscathttps://curiouscat.me/itsdaneesaur/post/1052608026?t=1580680676 …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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