danee, goddess of dinosaurs  

@itsdaneesaur

Danee. 28. Creative potato. Photographer. Proofreader. Friendly German with a personality disorder. And ulcerative colitis. she/her

Bielefeld, Nordrhein-Westfalen
Joined June 2013

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    Hiya! I'm Danee, photographer and overall creative person. I do portraits, headshots + lifestyle shoots and lots more. Drop me a message if you wanna book me! ✨📸 💻 ☕ IG daneestruckphoto + itsdaneesaur ✉️ mail@daneestruck.com

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  2. non cat ppl: their brains are the size of a walnut, they are incapable of communicating complex desires jack wanting pets:

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  3. non cat people: cats will endure affection for a bit then fuck off when they’re done jack:

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  4. Feb 1

    i may be sensitive as fuck but if a sexy evil woman wanted to smirk at me and insult me while lifting my chin up with her hand (or sword) to maintain intense and sexually charged eye contact then i think i’d be okay with that

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  5. 22 hours ago
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  6. someone build a multimedia game designed to look exactly like a twitter feed except you’re a modern day detective trying to solve a crime by putting together what all the subtweets are leading back to

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  7. Feb 1

    This video cured my depression in 33 seconds.

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  8. "Elves can't be black" is just racism. Elves are a race of long-lived pointy-eared people in fantasy settings where they almost always rub shoulders with things like zombies, dragons and teleportation magic. If dark-skinned elves is a bridge too far for you, that's just racism.

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  9. identical energy

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  10. From @windycityfosters: “Spa day for Sunshine! I’m absolutely in love with this tiny 5 oz tiger.☀️💖

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  11. Jan 30

    Sometimes, when the snow is deep, the ducks will give up on walking and scoot around on the snow like penguins

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  12. Since mum failed to provide a box for I decided to improvise. I spent most of the day in this jumper drawer. It was super comfy

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  13. Instagram ad targeting is accurate as per usual (this is an ad for what is basically a portable bidet)

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  14. I know some artists hate QTs of their stuff bc it hurts their numbers, but idk I always found ppl who follow someone who'd QT/RT my stuff usually pay more attention to the tweet when it comes with commentary/a personal boost from sb THEY follow & woulda glossed over a native RT

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  15. Not existing. Also pudding. Also a staircase into nowhere.

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  16. In more news on "why are bodies" I somehow pulled something in my KNEE. This time not bc of coughing, that would be weird.

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  17. Feb 1

    my ultimate goal in life is to be the cool lesbian aunt with her cool gay wife

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  18. 14 hours ago

    The app is called “You’re Cancelled.” When you’ve made plans that you wish you could cancel, you go into the app and press a little button. If the other person presses theirs too, congratulations! Confetti exploded and your plans are cancelled.

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  19. Hey pals just throwing this out there, I absolutely LOVE knitted socks 🧦

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  20. 16 hours ago

    ⭐ LONDON FRIENDS ⭐ I'm looking to get a tattoo and am looking for artists in London with ACCESSIBLE shops so can come with me. Does anyone know of any?

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  21. 😺✏ — Oooh good question. I think that'd be camembert! Esp baked camembert 🤤 and I like Tilsiter cheese, which is apparently German-Swiss! Oh and…

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