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Wow, according to this music/intelligence map, I'm really stupid http://img.labnol.org/di/music-makes-you-dumb.png …
2 retweets 8 favoritesAre you from LA? I am in LA next week. What shall I do?
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A stranger kept pushing me on an escalator in town and I ignored him and now I feel annoyed that I didn't turn around and nut him
17 retweets 61 favoritesI made a rap about The Evil Within. It is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF_LESnz39U …
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Best android phone contract in the UK? I need to get one today
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finished :3 @itsDanBull @andrewismusic @DavePBrown @veelamusic @NoneLikeJoshua pic.twitter.com/uxfIS4TnU1
I couldn't open the album @itsDanBull to sign, and his response was "Is there nothing sharp to open it with... other than my wit?" #dadjokes
@StuartPenney1 @ScottMrmxyzptlk @sonofrpc @RichardDawkins He's always watching...right? pic.twitter.com/bj2Q4hAYf9
Why are people so concerned about being right when we actually like people more who say "I was wrong"
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Person in front of me wanted @itsDanBull to sign a deathnote, so he spelt his name wrong. #Priorities
Been fun this morning at comic con, awesome meeting you all. Taking lunch break now, back at 1pm. #mcmldn2014
I also did a social experiment where I acted more arrogant and self centred than usual and suddenly 3 girls I knew became "interested" in me
12 retweets 58 favoritesOnce I did a social experiment by walking into a crowd of "alpha male" types and acted like an alpha+ male and it worked. That simple.
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"Hurt that bitch": what undercover investigators saw inside a factory farm http://bit.ly/1u8I16t pic.twitter.com/UneKKWWjcl
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