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ideally, you want the President of the United States, the Mayor of Crazytown and the village idiot to be three different people
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holy fucking shit, the president of the united states is a moron
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remember when Hunter Biden was fined for refusing to rent apartments to black people? oh wait, that was Trump. remember when Hunter Biden settled out of court for running a scam university? oh wait, that was Trump. remember when Hunter Biden was forced to shut down his fake chari
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really digging this reboot of Groundhog Day where every morning our president wakes up impeached for life and there's not a fucking thing he can do to change that
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hey, remember when our president tirelessly rooted out corruption in every corner of the world? me neither, but I do remember when his vapid daughter and dimwitted sons were forced to take a class on "How Not To Steal From A Charity" after they were all caught doing exactly that
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sit the fuck down dipshit, you're not even America's greatest *impeached* president
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so much of the US government runs on the honor system. things like putting SCOTUS nominees to a vote, or removing a corrupt president. no laws here, just an agreement to do the right thing. and this is what happens when you let dishonorable people run an honor system government
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fuck these fucking fucks
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our founders anticipated a Donald Trump but they didn't anticipate a Mitch McConnell
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in summation— Trump is a genius but you can't see his grades Trump is healthy but you can't see his medical reports Trump is rich but you can't see his tax returns Trump is honest but you can't see the documents Trump is innocent but you can't subpoena the witnesses
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if they test Trump's DNA maybe we can finally find out what kind of reptile he is
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if I'm ever on trial for crimes I'm just going to shout BUT WHAT ABOUT HUNTER BIDEN because evidently that shit is a get out of jail free card
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HUNTER BIDEN IS NOT ON TRIAL, YOU GRANDSTANDING FUCKS
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no one could have predicted that the guy who failed at running a real estate empire and failed at running casinos and failed at running an airline and failed at running a magazine would fail at building a border wall that doesn't tip straight the fuck over at the slightest breeze
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do I have this right? Trump is "payback" because a bunch of Nazi dipshits are pissed off that lefties want them to live in a world with accessible healthcare, cheaper education, fewer gun deaths, peace, justice and a livable climate? fuck me, this is why we can't have nice things
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I have to confess that I did not have "how to profit from the coming pandemic" on my Wilbur Ross Fucknuttery Bingo card
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Joe Manchin is the Tulsi Gabbard of Joe Liebermans
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hey MAGA morons: Hunter Biden could be guilty as fuck, it's still a crime to use the office of the presidency to inflict some greasy two-bit shakedown on a foreign country and that's why the fluorescent tangerine imbecile you mistake for a president got his criminal ass impeached
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how sad is it that the president is melting straight the fuck down and throwing a shit fit for the ages because his Iran escapade didn't move the needle and his Mideast peace plan is DOA and all anyone wants to talk about is impeachment. wait did I say sad? it's FUCKING HILARIOUS
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I have to admit that I did not have "World War Six" on my Donald Trump Batshittery Bingo card
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hey, remember when Nepotism Barbie worked on behalf of true Americans under attack by "real elites"? me neither, but I do remember when she and her unctuous brothers and sweaty warthog father were fined millions of dollars for stealing money from a charity for wounded veterans
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