🎮 Jake Willey  🎮

Drunk bloke taking the piss out of a man with autism on the train tonight. No one helped the bloke at all so I stepped in and took him to another carriage to calm him down. He's a swell guy! Angers me how nobody is ever willing to lend a hand. Shameful society we live in.

I never leave home without mine @dayneoram

You get away with it because everyone just assumes you’re a mechanic

Nope, I just like looking at car engines and taking sharp intakes of breath before letting out a low whistle in a, "that's gonna cost ya" kind of tone

You’re gonna need at least TWO under-flanges.... and that’s without the sprocket drive ://

Hmmm and I think the seatbelt carbonara is a bit wonky too