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@isthisthais

photosynthetic ☼ polyglot &serial hobbyist | senior product engineer . previously |

San Francisco, CA
Joined June 2012

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  1. Jan 13

    [2009 / 2019] stopped relaxing my hair, stayed hardcore

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    Jan 11

    Petition to get as a guest star on The Good Place.

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  3. Jan 10

    just watched two dudes who were biking on market with their hands in their hoodie pockets and no helmets crash into each other and i feel like it’s a metaphor for something

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  4. Jan 10

    HIRE ISIS!! She does amazing work ✨

    Looking to pick up some freelance react/redux/nodejs work! Anyone have any projects in need?
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  5. Jan 10

    hellooo 👋🏼 does anyone know of a company that’s looking to hire a kickass person for a director of QA type role?

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    Jan 9

    folks, ... is good

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  7. Jan 8

    at trivia. host: in college sports, what clothing item indicates the wearer wants to extend their athletic eligibility another year? my team: ???????????? host: in star trek, it indicates a high chance of dying my team: oh, red shirts

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  8. Jan 8

    everyone should know the acceptable rules for trivia seat saving: 1) a single(1) person may save up to two(2) if they are the only seat saver (team is three(3) people) 2) otherwise, each person may save only ONE(1!) other seat

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  9. Jan 8

    i found some at bi-rite did not taste great fresh salt/sugar curing (plus some kombu, why not), let’s see how it goes

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  10. Jan 8

    where in sf can i find salmon roe still in the skein? is this even a thing?

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  11. Jan 6

    it’s the 6th day of the year and so far i’ve had a throat infection, a stomach virus from hell, and somehow dislocated my knee while sleeping. 2019, can you like, chill please

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  12. Jan 6

    flash back to two nights ago when i was violently throwing up at urgent care and in the middle of it the nurse asked me “are your eyebrows tattooed? they look great” (they are not)

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  13. Jan 3

    i’ve been sick in one way or another for 75% of the past month and i don’t like it one bit!!! was just in the recovering end of a throat infection and i’m now laying down clutching a heat pad to my stomach that’s trying to escape my body 😖

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  14. Jan 2

    have y’all ever opened up an artichoke? it’s fucked up....

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  15. 31 Dec 2018

    also i stuck some heat pads on my lower back and shoulders and i’m soooo relaxed, can i just do this daily?

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  16. 31 Dec 2018

    every time something stressful has happened to me on this trip, something unexpected and good happens to make up for it. got randomly upgraded to a premium economy seat (more space) with no one behind me (recline aaaall the way baby!!)

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  17. 30 Dec 2018

    also i discovered a noodle bar!! curry udon

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  18. 30 Dec 2018

    they have a machine that pours you a perfect beer

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  19. 30 Dec 2018

    i didn’t know airport lounges were A Thing until earlier this year. everyone should know that you can pay $30 - $60 for one-time use. they often have unlimited food and drinks (incl alc), lots of outlets, comfy chairs, massage chairs even. totally worth it.

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  20. 30 Dec 2018

    i rly want to watch spiderverse when i get back the the us

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