took a midday nap, in which i dreamt i took a midday nap, and during my dream nap i opened my work laptop and sleep-posted a bunch of stuff on twitter instead of slack and also installed some malware, and when i woke up in the dream i freaked out a lot. and then i woke up irl
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If you're reading this, you've been in a coma for almost 20 years because of a car accident. We're trying a new technique. We don't know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope we're getting through. Please wake up.
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