on your death bed you lament about not fully understanding the difference between outer and inner joins
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to think... *sniff* some people never get to write even one sql query... *wipes a single tear with her finger*
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DROP DATABASE “life” *(Drops dead)
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Is the secret for immortality forgetting the semicolon in a SQL query
(20 years... I still frequently forget to type it) ;
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You forgot the part where you drop some tables in production because you forgot a where clause
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Not much, but is honest work.
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thank you for this, seems like I'm still in the right path to Eternal REST.
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SELECT I didn’t choose FROM SQL life WHERE life.chose = ‘me’
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Sounds like a decent, honest life.
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