if you invest in me now at $200/hour i promise, i swear to you that in 10 years you’ll be literally paying other people to take the prospect of having to spend time with me off your hands
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i vow to be the first publicly traded human to IPO at a massive loss, just an absolute train wreck in the marketshttps://twitter.com/ShitFund/status/1254112506152398848 …
"Human IPOs of people you believe in.
Issue and trade human equity backed by future time." 
https://humanipo.app/
https://humanipo.app/
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can't wait for the first startup to sell human junk bonds
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You can be the next Uber/WeWork. "Stephanie, can you tell us what your turn around plan is?" You: "Sure, and thank you, that's a good question. You're going to give me $10 billion. I'm going to spend it. Next question?"
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what does it say about u and your future if your market price steadily downtrends post-ipo... now the rest of the market can join my parents in being disappointed in me
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Next up: this hot IoT startup introduces electric shock collars on the blockchain, to better manage your Human IPO returns!
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I feel like Ken Bone already took this crown, but godspeed anyway
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