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    stephanie‏ @isosteph Apr 15
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    software engineering jargon is truly the dumbest jargon every other stem field gets cool greek & latin terminology but every day i have to be like "now catfish sends a request to ogreserver, which runs a bipbop command on an ogreservlet to get a backyardigan result"

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      1. stephanie‏ @isosteph Apr 15
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        the worst thing is the underlying cs terminology is usually not bad but the moment it hits industry ur fucked. google is the worst at this they love to take sick ass concepts like "paxos protocol" and "byzantine fault tolerance" and spit out like "BorgMaster" and "Bigtable"

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      2. Visual Basic for Applications Engineer‏ @ryxcommar Apr 15
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        who gave you access to our github enterprise

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      3. stephanie‏ @isosteph Apr 15
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        i hacked the mainframe

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      2. ⛭ etherik ⛭‏ @d6 Apr 15
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        it’s not an accident — if you start talking about cool things like monoids SWEs will get annoyed at you and try to rename them to something “better” like “addables”

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      3. stephanie‏ @isosteph Apr 15
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        hate to say this but you are correct the other day i saw QTreeSemigroup in a file and immediately left

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      2. computer lab‏ @computerlab_ Apr 15
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        this is why neoreactionary software engineers had to invent urbit, lame Silicon Valley terminology was harshing their LARP-as-ancient-roman-citizen vibes

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      3. stephanie‏ @isosteph Apr 15
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        the urbit terminology might actually be worse........what is a Hoonpic.twitter.com/t6XKRxk8rn

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      2. chaotic neutral milf hotel‏ @n55939491957681 Apr 15
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        lol finance is so much worse, they have all these fancy words for different financial instruments and asset classes and market behavior that obscure more than clarify..sometimes i think that’s the point. “i want to short an option at strike price and swap that with a credit bond”

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      3. stephanie‏ @isosteph Apr 15
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        no that's cool i'd rather do intentional obfuscation than fucking "kubelets" the fuck is a "kubelet"

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      2. Sean Rose (not here right now, email in bio)‏ @seanrose Apr 15
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        https://youtu.be/y8OnoxKotPQ 

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      3. Elias Carlston‏ @ejmusicode Apr 16
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        uuuggghh but hahahaa

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