been in bed floored by allergies all day hope the king’s son had a good time
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We may not know the exact origin of that tale, but we can be certain that the uncle who first told it never got invited to another cookout.
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Wow. This is a real actual thing. What.
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Called into work because the ghost raped me again
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And when you sneeze, your face is having an orgasm
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