from fb relationship status to first insta post to this new app now, mark zuckerberg has maintained a monopoly for over a decade on the act of defining the relationship and i have to admire it
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love to let Mark Zuckerberg steal all the intimate personal stuff between my gf and I so we can get targeted with better ads
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this is a declaration of war by the monogamy establishment
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My girlfriend doesn’t even have a Facebook and now I’m not even sure we’re still together
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yes, who doesn't want to share the most intimate details of their lives with the unethical creepers
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New social app: “What Are We?”. It’s an app where you have to define what your relationship is before connecting.
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Our love for eachother is only surpassed by our love for brands
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