We don’t need parody accounts, these dudes’ real tweets are better than anything someone could come up with
telling my manager i can’t come to work bc i got drafted into the genius armyhttps://twitter.com/JimDMiller/status/1246056481054736387 …
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this guy has an impressively high galaxy brain rake ratio i’m honestly pretty into it
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i have always wanted to know why pretty girls hate being asked on dates........
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omg a real live r/iamverysmart we are so blessed
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an underrated part of this tweet is the "and pass basic sanity test"
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Voluntarily participating in Twitter automatically disqualifies all of us
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This is one of the better definitions I could think of for the "pass basic sanity test" part.
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Looking at this combo High IQ + Basic Sanity + "then get training in how government works." ... Another random idea generator
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those who fail the sanity test get put into secret black ops mad genius army
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