thought leadership is the most embarrassing thing anyone could possibly do for attention
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imagine combing the internet for Crazy Ideas™ & racking ur lil brain for a single shred of real analytical ability & spending all day composing 33-tweet threads & medium posts instead of having like, a single friend
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You've been grumpy lately.
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There are no ideas worth expresssing on twitter that can’t be fit in (at most, maybe like once or twice a year) two tweets
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Yeah, the char limit should be 560 and you get to write a two-paragraph Tweet maybe once a week.
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hey now I’ve been passionate about epidemiology for the past three months, so I’m a bona fide expert. Ignore that I have no relevant experience in the field, but I did get an mba from Stanford and know a thing or two about exponential growth
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having a friend sounds nice
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Loyal, salaried employees that work for you are worth more than “friends”
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