honestly what’s even the point of this https://twitter.com/isosteph/status/1238557615904325632 …pic.twitter.com/ViYX8uwo0g
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“surged” “cratered” “tumbled” whichever editor wrote the financial action words section in the style guide is having a fucking blast rn
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"the gates of heaven opened and the light shineth upon the equities markets"
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financial news bots can now stably participate in 9th grade creative writing class technology wow!
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stock market entering maximum entropy. heat death of capitalism
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