i think my brain broke when i heard about korea doomsday cult patient 31 and it hasn't stopped breaking since
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i'm sorry i know this is serious but i cannot stop thinking about how this must, just in absolute historical terms, be the funniest pandemic
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when it was still in wuhan and china shut down spring festival and quarantined the province and silenced doctors it was like 100% serious in my head and then a korean cultist spread it to like 1000 people just for shits and the whole order of things just broke down for me
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Or just the funniest pandemic you're alive and can tweet about using an invention called the internet. Not really sure what the benchmarks for "funniest pandemic" are, considering a lot of us have never actually been in a comparable pandemic.
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people like trump being in charge makes the whole thing at least 10x funnier just baseline. 2009 swine flu was way less funny despite being less serious and also related to pigs
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only because of the strong entropy/time correlation causing a steady increase in comedy over time
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i fully subscribe to this theory i know funny shit happened in history but the world can only be getting funnier over time
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Take that up with the Dancing Plague of 1512
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you don’t read about this in the history books but the peasants were busy sharing dank may-mays during the Black Plague
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