negotiating a deal where if one of them gives me corona bc she wanted a perky ass i don’t have to pay any more rent forever
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my roommates are continuing to go to workout classes where 40 people are all 2 ft from each other in a room lmao i’m gonna fuckin die
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I keep going swimming in the local council-run swimming baths. It doesn't even smell sanitary.
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my roommates are like this too
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Corona viral exemption for yoga flow and pilates
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Barry's: "This is a safe space. We are all in this together." Also Barry's: "Rub your face into these eucalyptus towels. Then high five your neighbor for coming out and co-habitate on this sweaty mat."
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