your commitment to avoiding punctuation is astonishing
every tech guy in sf will mention his girlfriend or lack thereof within the first 5 interactions every tech girl in sf operates as entirely single but has a surprise boyfriend you’ll never find out about until you ask about rent
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punctuation is extremely unfunny all jokes are improved when you read them in a voice that doesn’t use punctuation for example this isn’t even a joke I am writing right now and look how funny it is at its core
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Mine also serves as manpages to Unix commands and the reference documentation to kubernetes.
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I laughed more than I should have at the idea of you just yelling "man cat" instead of typing it.
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the lack of replies to this tweet is the awkward silence of awkward nerds
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I'm worried this makes me a tech guy.
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Nice to meet you I’m evan my landlord is also my girlfriend so what do you do for work?
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stop calling us out
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The complexity of this tweet correlates with the hilarity of it
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My girlfriend would love this tweet!
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