notice how none of them said “well my hot sexy gf knows how to cook so it’s fine”
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pls annie these are fragile souls.......be gentle
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why go out and get coronavirus when you can have it delivered right to your door
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software engineers satisfied with consigning gig slaves to the plague, news at 11
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Don't forget all the food service employees who don't have the job security or money to take sick time off work
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[sees mushroom cloud in distance] [checks status of Amazon packages] [grunts discontentedly]
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We're living in an entry of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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There is a solution! https://twitter.com/Taremimi7710/status/1234073304203321349?s=19 … And just like that I have saved the lives of all those software engineers. Applause please. I said 'applause'. Wow. Tough room.
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OMG when retweets collide!
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