oh my god i was in an automated phone menu and tried to ask for a human and the voice said “what do you want to talk to an agent about” and i was like i just want a human and the Fucking voice literally went “sorry. here’s how it works. you tell us what you’re looking for first”
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Did you try hitting ‘zero’? Many systems still use that as a shortcut for getting a real person.
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or "operator"
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How do I speak with this evil robot?
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It made me irrationally mad when faced with something similar. I also realized how much I just love other people.
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If you call Equifax and ask for a human it hangs up on you.
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I usually try hitting 0/*/every other number to seenif there's a secret way in
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I just pick a word like "beef" and shout it repeatedly at the menu until it breaks and connects me to a real person.
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Did you try swearing at it? I’ve heard a few F-bombs will get you a human operator.
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