As a kid with undiagnosed ADHD I offered the solution of edible books. I didn't care if they tasted like paper, I'd eat them if it meant I could absorb all the information in a sitting.
Instead we got Soylent and Juicero 
extremely rude on the part of the neuroscientists that we haven't yet figured out a way for the human brain to ingest 100 emails, 1-2 books, 15 shortform and 8 longform articles, and 4 million tweets all in parallel every day
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I think about this daily. So disappointed I can’t download books directly to my brain.
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Those that cannot do it will die out. Evolution.
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