seeing a clean-cut software engineer walking down the street and finding myself irresistibly, magnetically, mortally attracted to the unmistakable scent of his $120k salary
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day dreaming about him being my friend and yelling at me while we duo on some kind of rpg .... oh my.. i'm getting flustered a bit
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maybe he gets an important business call (it's employee number 6) in the middle and tells u to fuck off............kinda hot
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Feel my heart race at the mere sight of fleece and AllBirds
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narrator: turns out he didn't exceed anyone's expectations after all
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I am a Software Engineer. 7 years of experience.. I don't make 1/4th of 120k. Where do I apply for this salary?
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How would he only be making $120k in that case?
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Please tell me you are dunking on that HN discussion it was such a train wreck
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Which one
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wait until you hear me talk about elon musk, tech, and vcs everyday
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