oh fuck it’s sunny in sf i can finally tan my asshole
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that's why I live in Texas, it's a lot easier here
texas must be nice here in sf i rely on a solid sunny day every few weeks or so in the winter to maintain a healthy taint energy
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that's so important. you have to be careful here in Texas though! a dermatologist friend of mine says he's been seeing a lot of melanomas there from people who stay out a little too long
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imagine getting skin cancer, but like only on your taint
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