this is the only question one could possibly want to answer with a time machine
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Are we talking proportionally bigger or total length?
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Like with most sex related questions Anthropologists have an answer to this
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my guess is smaller. humans have the biggest penises of all the monkeys and apes iirc
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That's because having a small package was seen as virtuous, I think.https://www.artsy.net/article/artsy-editorial-ancient-greek-sculptures-small-penises …
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Short but massive shlongs.
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natural selection
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It’s not universally accepted that humans 1,000+ years ago were shorter/smaller everywhere.
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