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entering a meditative state and visualizing myself as a 25 year old software engineer announcing with the utmost sincere enthusiasm that i am so excited to be joining the facebook ios engineering team in charge of the "see more" expander in the facebook app menu tab
our team is called "navigation platform experience" and it has 4 engineers a designer and a product manager. we spent 3 sprints implementing the way "see more" turns into "see less" when you open the tab. we are making the world more open and connected and we could not be prouder
honestly cant tell if this is parody anymore
somewhere out there the actual facebook navigation platform experience team is getting real pissy
medium post incoming
In the late 1990s there was a breathless mass media puff piece on "a day in the life of random line schmoes at Microsoft". One guy bloviated about "touching the lives of millions" before the big reveal that he was "chief tester for the Start button." The more things change...
Needs a data scientist.
And the best part is that somehow Facebook's business model can afford to pay you all $150k+/yr salaries. And it's, like, impossible to get fired!
Legend
More 
please
This reads like my resume
has HBO come knocking yet because this is very good content
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