stephanie

if there's one thing i know to be certain about my childhood, it's that i was really prepared for quicksand.

this is childhood in a tweet - false expectations, brutal honesty, profound revealation

I sometimes wonder if I would risk the few seconds to grab my robe if my life depended on it

Given all the random laundry piled up around my house I am fairly sure that I will be clothed and wandering around with the stunned earthquake survivors and not naked and wandering around. Or, my corpse will create an awkward moment, should I not make it.

I think there would be a market for Kevlar flame retardant bathrobes and slippers.

I still think about this too Also, I start thinking earthquake every time my phone battery gets especially low

I didn’t find out about it until I was 19