the stanford swim team is at my school for a meet and i know god isnt real because no just god would allow a whole mf squad to be this tall, smart, attractive, and athletic 
lmfao a bunch of swimmers lived down the hall from me one year they have one of the higher douche ratios among the athletes they r hot tho
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visiting tri delt for lunch once, witnessed the swim team yearly hazing ritual: run across campus, stopping at every sorority, in teeny tiny speedos, chanting “stan-ford swi-mming!” i’ve never so thoroughly lost my breath. and never woulda thought i wanted to live in a sorority.
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