can’t tell if it’s worse when the cool code name project is instead just the most boring thing ever
one of the dumbest things u can do as a tech company is name ur super secret questionably ethical data harvesting project something cool & ominous like "project nightingale" or "project maven" or "palantir". gotta name it like "project poopoo peepee" then the public won't care
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“we’re working on project zeus, which is a new analytics endpoint”
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"We've unveiled our new intravenous nanobot swarm program that will track user desire and administer ocular interference to run real time advertisements. It is called... Project Pimecone." "Lol this dude said Pimecone."
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"Untitled project 82" or "Insert project name here 82" or "TODO 825564"
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Just came to me after a productive day at work: "Project name - Copy - Copy - Copy - Copy - Copy - Copy - Copy - Copy - Copy - Copy - Copy - Copy - Copy - Copy - Copy - Copy - Copy - Copy - Copy - Copy - Copy - Copy - Copy - Copy
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Ya but how else would I shoehorn in my nerd culture references
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“Project hotdog”
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“Project waffles”
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MK Ultra vs. Bluebird, one might say.
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Project fuzzy bunny, project runway, project efficiency improvement come on project data consolidation through improved conceptualization an optimization
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